20-something Southern California native who enjoys chillin on the Interwebs. I try my best to be a friendly person, so feel free to message me about anything and everything.

 

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

blue-author:

fidoruh:

It keeps getting better and he smiles the whole time like a freaking boss. Like yeah that might not be cool today, but man I was a badass then like I am now. And that was brilliant pop tarts and condoms. DTF and eat whenever, where ever.

"Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?"

*sniffs*

"…Smuckers and lube?"

(Source: fallontonight)

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

cats-in-tardis:

white people complaining when a canonically white character appears poc is like Dudley Dursley complaining when he got 37 presents instead of 38

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

(Source: lady-dixon)

ironicdavestrider:

If you’re cis I don’t care about how you feel about trans issues

if you’re straight I don’t care about how you feel about queer issues  

if you’re able bodied, neurotypical, and not an addict, I don’t care how you feel about ableism issues

your opinion does not matter because these issues have nothing to do with you. 

freezecooper asked
Someone should photoshop the ball pit with Bad Dragon dildos in it instead of balls.

17000dollars:

nonbinarydragon:

cactus-wren-bd:

17000dollars:

cactus-wren-bd:

17000dollars:

If anyone actually does this, I will probably print it out and hang it on my wall or something 

I’m gonna attempt this. I just need a pic of the ball pit and a bunch of Bad Dragon stock pics (which I already have).

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good luck soldier

Here it is 17000dollars, the finished product of about 7 hours of work and wrist strain.

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ive heard of cockpits but this is ridiculous

you are the first person i have seen make this pun and i can’t tell if i’m offended because no one made it before or if i’m offended because it’s a great fucking pun

terresdebrume:

Fandom is, essentially, the collective refusal of thousands of people accross the world to be passive about the media they are exposed to.

I just wish people from the outside would realize how great it truly is.

riskpig:

clara-the-slytherin-graduate:

I find it really interesting that the historical men like Vincent Van Gogh, Winston Churchill and Richard Nixon portrayed in Moffat Who are always three dimensional and treated respectfully, while the historical women like Elizabeth the First and Nefertiti, are always love sick idiots drooling over the Doctor.

It almost seems like Moffat cannot take women seriously, even if they ruled nations.

midstorm:

I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.

I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is also his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).

They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

(Source: rocketlynx)

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that